Assignment #9

Out in the desert in Tuscon, Arizona, There once lived a short, wrinkly, chubby, grumpy man named Phyllis who didn't care about anyone or anything but his property. If even a squirrel  tried to take a step on his property, ZAP! They automatically get hit by a spark that kills them once touched. Phyllis has been alone ever since his wife of 42 years passed away 10 years ago. He does not like having any company.

All of a sudden, what looks to be a UFO lands right near Phyllis's property and he cannot believe it so he goes out to his fence and yells "What the hell do you think you are doing near my property?!" A weird creature gets out of the UFO and starts trying to talk but Phyllis cannot understand his language and just stares at it and runs back inside. The creature is an alien and as he is walking into Phyllis's property, ZAP! The alien gets zapped but just keeps on walking as if he didn't feel a thing.It's like he is indestructible. He walks up to the door of the house but Phyllis is hiding in the closet of the living room and tries to make it seem like he is not home. The alien is not stupid so he starts knocking and finally hits the door so hard that he broke the door and just stormed inside. Knocking over everything as he is searching for the short, wrinkly, chubby man. Phyllis finally surrendered and asked the alien "What are you doing here? And what are you?" The alien starts talking in his weird language again and Phyllis said "Wait! Wait! Wait! I cannot understand you let me try and find a translator." The alien walked outside and came back with a machine with a microphone and handed it to him. Phyllis looked very confused. He plugged it in and told the alien to talk. He did. It was very so a translator. The alien was telling Phyllis how his UFO ran out of the stuff used to make it go. It was called googy. It was very similar to gas but it is made to power more powerful machines. All the alien wanted to do was find some googy to power his machine. Unfortunately Phyllis could not help him. The alien was very sad and Phyllis was feeling very lonely so he invited him just to stay at his house as long as he needed to. Phyllis named the alien Guiness. Guiness and Phyliss became very good friends and Phyllis taught Guiness how to speak english. Over the next few months, another alien ship landed and demanded that Guiness go bcak home with him because he did not belong there.

Guiness went home and Phyllis had for once thought he'd never be alone agaain. Once again, he was. Phyllis was depressed for the past year and then got over it finally when he met a new friend.. THE END